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Aug. 15th, 2006 @ 08:55 pm
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Some people have feigned interest in an Alabama road trip, but the summer is quickly coming to an end. HOWEVER, the next UFC is next Saturday (8/26), so if you peeps want to come down for the weekend, let me know. We can even go see Mini-Jerusalem! (I have no idea how excited I should be about that last part, but one exclamation point seems about right) |
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Jul. 7th, 2006 @ 06:42 pm
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Less than two weeks! Don't forget to jump! |
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Jul. 7th, 2006 @ 06:38 pm
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For those who care, all you ever wanted to know (and more) about Gozu![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) . |
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May. 20th, 2006 @ 04:54 pm
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I do believe I have some new heroes. |
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Apr. 12th, 2006 @ 05:19 pm
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UFC this Saturday at 10. Watching Thunderdome at 8. Be there. |
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I have two things to say.
1) Yes, it was an accident.
2) I should have waited before I bought that three-pack of shampoo from Sam's.
Mar. 9th, 2006 @ 09:29 pm
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I got a new phone (and for those of you who aren't keeping up, let's just say my old phone was taken from me a little less than cordially), so I don't have any phone numbers. So if everybody could call me (same number) or email me with your number, that would be excellent.
Seacrest out.
Mar. 4th, 2006 @ 10:59 am
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Another game for you kids.
Feb. 27th, 2006 @ 09:49 pm
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Help support our fellow Americans as they attempt to defeat our enemies to the north! That's right, UFC 58 is just around the corner. MARCH 4TH AT 10 PM THE BATTLE BEGINS! We'll start around 8 again, so come whenever. Also, for those of you who have come to the last couple, we knocked out the wall between the living room and the kitchen and added stadium seating, so overcrowding should not be an issue this time. I think that is all. BE THERE!
Feb. 19th, 2006 @ 05:29 pm
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Someone had waaaaaaay too much time on their hands.
Feb. 11th, 2006 @ 11:24 am
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Several things.
1. Some people are dumb.
2. I was thinking at work today. Try to keep up.
-The Bengals, had Carson Palmer not gotten hurt, would have at least been in the game against the Steelers, if not won the game. For argument's sake, let's say they won. (summary: Bengals better than Steelers)
-The Steelers beat the Colts, Broncos, and Seahawks to win the Super Bowl.
So, since the Bengals (with Palmer) are better than the Steelers, that's right, the Bengals actually won the Super Bowl! GO BENGALS!
3. Kind of going along those same lines, Cincinnati sports teams have had horrendous luck when in position to win a championship, at least in my lifetime.
-1988 (?): Bengals, in the Super Bowl -- Starting lineman Tim Krumrie breaks leg, Bengals lose Super Bowl.
-1990 (?): Reds, in the World Series -- Starting outfielder Eric Davis, diving for a fly ball, breaks rib, BUT, Reds overcome, defeat A's in 7 (?)
-1999: UC Bearcats basketball, heavy HEAVY favorites to win national championship (probably the most heartbreaking) -- national player of the year Kenyon Martin breaks leg in Conference USA tournament, UC stumbles to second-round NCAA tournament loss
-2006: Cincinnati Bengals, in the playoffs for the first time in 15 years -- Carson Palmer, on Bengals' second play of the game, gets knee torn up by Kimo Von Cheapshot. Bengals are surprisingly up at halftime, only to get dismantled in the second half.
As you can see by all of the question marks, fact-checking is not my forte. I think that is all for now.
Feb. 7th, 2006 @ 08:44 pm
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Because Tommy's was so good (and true)...
*edit - something was messed up, and I didn't feel like messing with it, so here it is in all its plain text glory
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Danny Osterhout!
The difference between Danny Osterhout and a village is that Danny Osterhout does not have a church!
Danny Osterhout is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world.
Danny Osterhout was named after Danny Osterhout the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life'!
Half a cup of Danny Osterhout contains only seventeen calories!
Danny Osterhout can not regurgitate.
Danny Osterhout was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants!
The first Danny Osterhout was made in 1853, and had no pedals!
People used to believe that dressing their male children as Danny Osterhout would protect them from evil spirits.
Early thermometers were filled with Danny Osterhout instead of mercury.
The first domain name ever registered was Danny Osterhout.com.
Feb. 6th, 2006 @ 06:13 pm
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Eric Hicks' shot chart from the first half against West Virginia. I thought it was funny.
Feb. 4th, 2006 @ 12:59 pm
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UFC. Saturday. 10:00. My place. Food. Randy Couture vs Chuck Liddell for the Light Heavyweight belt. IT'S GONNA BE AWESOME. You really need to be there. We'll probably rent Bloodsport or something, so we'll call it 8:00. Come whenever.
Jan. 31st, 2006 @ 09:48 pm
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My new, um, runner-up heroes.
Jan. 31st, 2006 @ 09:47 pm
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I would just like to state for the record something very important to me, something that I have been needing to say for a while now.
I liked Chuck Norris before it was the "cool" thing to do.
That's right. Before the random facts, I was right there next to him, defending him at every turn. Before Conan's infamous lever, I was there.
See, I watched Walker Texas Ranger every Saturday night. Seriously. EVERY Saturday night. And when it followed Martial Law with Sammo Hung and Arsenio Hall, my Saturday nights were pure bliss.
Most people wouldn't even recognize the Walker Texas Ranger theme if it jumped up and bit them, but I have it memorized (albeit unintentionally).
So, when you see me wearing my new shirt around, please don't think me trendy. Think of me as a dedicated fan who is doing the least he can to support his hero.
Jan. 28th, 2006 @ 11:09 am
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I was at the self-checkout thing at Kroger today when a...funny thing happened. I scan something and put it in the bag (as one is supposed to), when the following happens:
SCREEN: Please remove the last item from the bag and scan it.
DANNY: (removes last object from bag, does not scan it)
SCREEN: Please place last item back in bag.
DANNY: (places last item back in bag)
SCREEN: Please remove the last item from the bag and scan it.
DANNY: (looks around, removes last item from bag, does not scan it)
SCREEN: Please place last item back in bag.
DANNY: (looks for Ashton Kutcher, then realizes he's not famous enough to be Punked, places last item back in bag)
SCREEN: Please remove the last item from the bag and scan it.
DANNY: (starts laughing to self, causing onlookers to suspect insanity, removes last item from bag, does not scan it)
SCREEN: Please place last item back in bag.
DANNY: (places last item back in bag)
SCREEN: Please remove the last item from the bag and scan it.
DANNY: (removes last item from bag, does not scan it)
SCREEN: Please place last item back in bag.
DANNY: (places last item back in bag)
(pause)
SCREEN: Please scan next item.
Yeah. Good times. Seriously not exaggerating on how many times it happened, though.
Dec. 22nd, 2005 @ 05:38 pm
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